The fit

Quite the lad, he’d had lots if affairs,
But this girl… she like answered his prayers…
He said “This might be love…
Her cunt fits like a glove…
Find some gloves fit like this… buy two pairs!”

Just sex

It’s just sex, after all’s said and done…
It won’t hurt… it might even be fun…
She’d just fancied a drink,
But was starting to think
She’d say yes… a fuck’s better than none.