Said the madam, “Good evening Sir!
Choose a lady… this one… maybe her…
Young or older, black, white,
All on hand to delight
All at once, even, if you prefer!
Tag: limerick
Exhibit 1
She completely lacked shame, inhibition,
Was given to self-exhibition…
To flashing strange men,
Women too, now and then…
Loved bukkake, strange girl, in addition.
In for a penny
She’s not had that much sex, she’s still learning…
His cock’s goddam big… that’s concerning!
She’s sucked it… now what?
Should she fuck him or not?
But she sighs… lets it in, stomach churning.
The itch
It ain’t fun anymore… fucking boring!
Her husband’s passed out. Drunk and snoring…
She’s horny as hell,
And she thinks “What the hell…
Call her girlfriend, go drinking and whoring!”
Yes
She was happy and and drunk, her speech slurred…
Sex was just the best fun, so she’d heard…
He seemed quite a nice guy…
His hand stroking her thigh…
“Yes,”she thought. “Yes,” she said. A small word.
Sly
She was streetwise, sharp-witted and wily.
“Hello,. It’s cold out,” she said shyly.
“Let’s go in this bar…
Or perhaps in your car,
And warm up, you and me,” she said slyly.
Click, clack
Though her parents were boring and strict,
When she met him… well, something just clicked…
His hard hands on her tits,
Being held in the splits,
While her pussy was lovingly licked.
Crunch time
It’s just her and some guys… quite a bunch
One guy lickin’ her, goin’ the munch…
Some guy’s dick down her throat,
In, out, in… Oat! Oat! Oat!
Gonna be a long night is her hunch.
Bad to worst
“Fucking cock like a donkey!” she cursed.
“So I said to ‘im, garn, do yer worst!
Well, he did that alright…
Fuckin’ half the damn night…
And the whole time me thinkin’ I’d burst!”
Black sheep
She was easily, true, led astray…
Suggest anything… She’d say ok…
Want a fuck? Yep, I guess.
Want some vodka? Fuck , yes!
Much, of course, to her parents’ dismay!