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Month: August 2026

Dissolute

Mister Pidcock, a dissolute type, 
Sipped his pint, puffed his old briar pipe,
Watched the girls in the square…
“Like to have that one there,”
He thought… “Pretty, plump chested and ripe!”

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Broody

In the hen-house, hens peckin’… cluck, cluck, 
Ellie-May and her Pa had a fuck, 
Nekkid, rollin’ around,
Tits n face gettin’ ground
In the chicken shit, feathers n muck. 

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Quacks like a duck

Tits half out, talking flirty, it follows,
She likes sucking dick… and she swallows…
Then sucks it some more,
Like a proper damn whore,
Lets men fuck all her holes and her hollows.

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Charity

Miss O’Shaughnessy, proper and prim,
Gave herself to a man on a whim.
He seemed grateful enough,
And he kissed her and stuff
But she wished that it hadn’t been him.

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Silly Billy

Flawless, naked, and white as a lily,
Pert nipples erect, ‘cause it’s chilly…
Her boy’s there, upstanding…
In fact still expanding…
“No way! It won’t fit!” she cried. “Silly!”

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Nameless

Though his name seemed, alas, to elude her, 
The way he contrived to denude her…
His touch, and his kiss …
She remembered all this…
And her bliss when he finally screwed her!

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Strangers in the night

The whole episode beggared belief…
Such a bold, vulgar bastard… Good grief!
“Gonna fuck you,” he said…
And he did too, then fled,
Hard and fast…  altogether too brief!

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Loose woman

“Cool it fellas… Ain’t no need to fight,”
She said. “Shit! Like, you got me all night!
Two or three guys at once…
Wish a girl had more cunts!
Lots of holes… but ain’t none of em tight!”

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Forget-me_knots

So, he’s tied her up… plenty of knots…
And she’s liked it… In fact she came lots…
Whipped her arse black and blue,
Fucked her good… anal too…
When he’s done, slimy prick, off he trots!

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The price of a drink

She goes out at night, hangs around bars…
Little skirt, don’t wear knickers or bras…
Cadges drinks off strange blokes,
Who she teases and strokes…
And then fucks them, in doorways or cars.

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