The fit

Quite the lad, he’d had lots if affairs,
But this girl… she like answered his prayers…
He said “This might be love…
Her cunt fits like a glove…
Find some gloves fit like this… buy two pairs!”

Stymied


She undressed, and he muttered  “Gorblimey!”
Her cunt, though lubriciously slimy,
Looked too small by half…
“What?” she said with a laugh.
“Stick it in… it won’t hurt to just try me!”