Prude

Words like fuck, cunt she mostly eschewed…
She disdained them as vulgar and lewd…
On the other hand though,
She would never say no 
To a f***… if it meant being screwed!

Seamen

So, she’s saved up and gone on a cruise…
Fancy food, sunshine, deck chairs and booze…
Gonna get herself screwed
She wants cock, to be crude,
And she don’t care how many, or whose!

Indeed

She’d as soon have a fuck as as a feed,
Tom and Harry and Dick all agreed…
A few drinks, yep, okay,
Then a bloody good lay…
Life is short… fuck em all is her creed.

Unchurched

There she is, naked, bouncing tits, perched
On some fellow’s cock… ought to be birched!
Only just out of school,
Wicked, slutty young fool…
Reputation completely besmirched!