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Faux pas

When he asked her, she went all subdued,
His beloved, the woman he’d wooed…
“I’m inclined to say no,”
She said… “Tell you to go,
But it’s just… I don’t want to seem rude.”

Author adminPosted on April 21, 2026Categories AOTags consent, limerick, propositionLeave a comment on Faux pas

Personal space

“My cute pussy, to which you allude,
Though you called it my cunt… rather crude…
Is my own to employ,
For my personal joy, 
Not for yours,” she said. “Go and get screwed!”

Author adminPosted on April 21, 2026Categories AOTags consent, cunt, limerickLeave a comment on Personal space

Fluidity

She’d not normally very much mind,
And was more or less, frankly, resigned,
Though of course it damn sucked,
To the fact she’d be fucked,
And was not, in truth, much disinclined. 

Author adminPosted on April 21, 2026Categories AOTags consent, limerickLeave a comment on Fluidity

At her majesty’s pleasure

“You may fuck me,” Her Highness said regally…
How could a man say no, legally?
Women undressed her, 
Her priest came and blessed her…
He lay down, she mounted him eagerly!

Author adminPosted on April 4, 2026April 4, 2026Categories AOTags consent, limerick, royaltyLeave a comment on At her majesty’s pleasure

On a mission

Young and pretty, a girl on a mission…
Fuck plenty… a noble ambition!
She even kept score…
Ranked and rated, what’s more…
A fine slut, of her own sweet volition.

Author adminPosted on April 4, 2026Categories AOTags consent, limerick, slutLeave a comment on On a mission

Caught her on a bad day

Although frequently that way inclined
She thought twice but politely declined…
He just wanted a fuck…
Sorry mister, bad luck…
Maybe some other time she’d not mind.

Author adminPosted on April 4, 2026Categories AOTags consent, limerickLeave a comment on Caught her on a bad day

A muddle

It turned into a bit of a muddle…
She just wanted someone to cuddle..
The chap had his way…
There she lies, in dismay, 
Oozing semen, awash in a puddle!

Author adminPosted on April 4, 2026Categories AOTags consent, limerick, rape, seduction, semenLeave a comment on A muddle

Good intentions

Is it love? She should know it’s not so…
She’d intended… she had… to say no…
But he’d badgered and pressed her…
Had well nigh undressed her…
She thought “Shit, just go with the flow.”

Author adminPosted on April 4, 2026Categories AOTags consent, limerick, seductionLeave a comment on Good intentions

The sublime and the ridiculous

Sex, despite all the splooge and the slime, 
Is good fun… some would call it sublime. 
There’s consent… that’s a thing… 
But shit… birds gotta sing!
And it don’t take much money or time. 

Author adminPosted on April 4, 2026Categories AOTags consent, limerick, sploogeLeave a comment on The sublime and the ridiculous

Implied consent

Be alert, darling daughter, beware!
Men are bastards, you must be aware…
They just want to fuck you!
Please don’t push your luck… you…
“Might get a damn root!”  she said… “Yeah!”

Author adminPosted on April 4, 2026Categories AOTags consent, limerick, virginLeave a comment on Implied consent

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