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Front and centre

Sex was pretty good fun, so she’d heard…
The most fun you can have, was the word…
Her friend claimed the boy’s… front…
His thing… went in her cunt,
Which to her mind seemed frankly absurd!

Author adminPosted on April 21, 2026Categories AOTags limerick, naive, virgin, youngLeave a comment on Front and centre

Mislaid

Young.. fresh meat, as they say in the trade…
But she’d fucked the wrong guy, I’m afraid…
It was dark, she’d been drinking…
But what was she thinking?
Virginity sadly mislaid!

Author adminPosted on April 4, 2026Categories AOTags drunk, limerick, virginity, youngLeave a comment on Mislaid

Making the grade

There’s this awesome young chick in Grade 9….
A bit young… maybe crossing a line…
But she’s flirty and stuff…
Comes on dirty enough…
A quick fuck after school might be fine!

Author adminPosted on February 8, 2026Categories AOTags limerick, school, underage, young

Class

In her tunic, her skin smooth as glass,
Little skirt flapping over her arse…
Not too smart, but that’s cool…
The best tits in the school…
And her sweet pussy top of the class!

Author adminPosted on February 8, 2026Categories AOTags arse, limerick, pussy, school, tits, young

Winging it

His young cock thickened, hardened, extended…
Though shocked, she stayed mute and pretended…
She licked it a bit…
Rubbed it, lubed it with spit…
Would she fuck it? It sort of depended.

Author adminPosted on January 23, 2026Categories AOTags consent, hand job, limerick, young

Storm in a teacup

Just fourteen, but looked older with make-up,
She cried a lot after their break-up…
He’d told her best friend
It came down, in the end
To her titties just being an A cup.

Author adminPosted on January 11, 2026Categories AOTags limerick, small tits, young

Buyer beware

Young and beautiful, lovely, sweet smelling…
He’s buying whatever she’s selling!
So innocent though
A man’s hard put to know…
Does she fuck or not? Sadly no telling. 

Author adminPosted on December 30, 2025Categories AOTags innocent, limerick, young

Malicious

She was young… too young… bloody delicious!
Of course she was rightly suspicious.
“I’m only thirteen,” 
She said. “Yes,” said he, mean…
“But I’m not in the least superstitious!”

Author adminPosted on December 30, 2025Categories AOTags consent, limerick, underage, young

Here kitty, kitty

So the love bug has finally bitten…
He’s met a young girl, … he’s quite smitten…
Cute bum, cupcake tits
And (his cock barely fits)…
Her sweet pussy… well… more like her kitten!

Author adminPosted on November 26, 2025Categories AOTags limerick, small tits, tight cunt, young

A family concern

One, two, three… well, that’s one hole apiece…
Pussy , ass… bit of spit, bit of grease…
Mmm… You boys are well hung…
If you want something young,
Then there’s also my daughter and niece!

Author adminPosted on October 27, 2025Categories AOTags limerick, prostitution, young

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