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Unique

Oh my God! The man’s some kind of freak,
She thinks, trembling… her knees have gone weak…
It’ll tear her apart…
Be still, fluttering heart!
Then it’s in, and she lets out a shriek. 

Author adminPosted on September 23, 2026Categories AOTags big cock, limerickLeave a comment on Unique

Bemused

When he fucked her, it left her bemused…
Shall we say… she’d been less than enthused…
It’s just what some men do…
And a widower too…
Well… perhaps he might thus be excused. 

Author adminPosted on September 23, 2026Categories AOTags consent, limerick, rape, widowerLeave a comment on Bemused

Chagrin

How embarrassing! To her chagrin,
She’s been fucked not by him, but his twin…
They’re like peas in a pod…
What to do now… Oh God!
Best just take it, perhaps, on the chin!

Author adminPosted on September 23, 2026Categories AOTags consent, identical twins, limerick, rapeLeave a comment on Chagrin

Rotter

What a terrible shagging she’d gotten…
Her panties torn (sensible cotton)…
He’d used her strange ways…
Left her, nude, in a daze…
The damn chap had been perfectly rotten!

Author adminPosted on September 23, 2026Categories AOTags abuse, lace panties, limerick, rotten, rotter, shagLeave a comment on Rotter

His crew

Oh my gosh! What’s a woman to do?
She thought…Laugh, or else cry… not a clue…
She’s screwed  him… and his friend…
But, like, when will it end?
All these other guys want a fuck too!

Author adminPosted on September 23, 2026Categories AOTags gang bang, limerickLeave a comment on His crew

Relish

There’s a curious food fetish craze…
People fuck all the usual ways
Using strange stuff as lubes,
In their holes, on their boobs…
Ketchup, hot sauce, sometimes mayonnaise!

Author adminPosted on September 23, 2026Categories AOTags fetish, food fretish, limerickLeave a comment on Relish

Prude

Words like fuck, cunt she mostly eschewed…
She disdained them as vulgar and lewd…
On the other hand though,
She would never say no 
To a f***… if it meant being screwed!

Author adminPosted on September 23, 2026Categories AOTags dirty talk, limerick, slutLeave a comment on Prude

Mean

Stuff he’s saying… like… fucking obscene…
Things he’ll do… but she isn’t too keen…
Rather frightening too…
And, like, spitting and poo…
Mean and nasty, and also… unclean!

Author adminPosted on September 23, 2026Categories AOTags abuse, anal, dirty talk, limerick, poo, spittingLeave a comment on Mean

The bartered bride

She’s not sure now just how it started…
Her sexual services bartered…
Her husband would pay…
Cash or some other way,
Call her whore… of course only light hearted. 

Author adminPosted on September 23, 2026Categories AOTags bride, limerick, marriage, prostitution, whoreLeave a comment on The bartered bride

Tunnel vision

She was pretty as hell, and big breasted,
But hated the way she was pestered…
Men gave her the shits…
“Can I just fuck your tits?”
All the dumb fucking assholes requested!

Author adminPosted on September 23, 2026Categories AOTags big tits, limerick, tit fuckLeave a comment on Tunnel vision

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