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Appraisal

She’s quite pretty, but rather flat-chested…
He fancies girls, mostly, big breasted…
Nice ass, truth to tell,
Maybe pussy as well…
Certain attributes yet to be tested

Author adminPosted on August 9, 2026Categories AOTags limerick, small titsLeave a comment on Appraisal

The flood

Though she’s praying “Oh God! Please don’t stop!”
Pussy flooding…  a gusher… Slip, slop…
Now he’s cumming… good Lord…
All that semen on board…
Forget tissues, she needs a damn mop!

Author adminPosted on August 9, 2026Categories AOTags limerick, wet pussyLeave a comment on The flood

Put on the spot

“Want to fuck?” he says, out of the blue…
“Want to… what?” she says… hasn’t a clue…
But she thinks she’s in love
And , well, heavens above,
Put like that, she sighs “Yes…” as you do. 

Author adminPosted on August 9, 2026Categories AOTags consent, first fuck, limerick, virginLeave a comment on Put on the spot

His lucky night

She’s there, naked… the boy’s lucky night…
“Fuck me please,” she says, ever polite…
“You’re a beautiful lad, 
And I’m yours to be had…
Get your pants off, young man… I won’t bite!”

Author adminPosted on August 9, 2026Categories AOTags boy, limerick, mature, older womanLeave a comment on His lucky night

The way it is

She was plainly enough being groomed,
She ignored him and inwardly fumed…
Didn’t know what to say,
He would have his damn way
As a matter of course, she assumed. 

Author adminPosted on August 9, 2026Categories AOTags groomed, limerick, youngLeave a comment on The way it is

The first one is never the best one

He kept fucking her till he was sated
Consent asked, though rather belated…
A virgin as well,
And the sex, truth to tell,
Was, she thought, very much overrated. 

Author adminPosted on August 9, 2026August 9, 2026Categories AOTags consent, limerick, virginLeave a comment on The first one is never the best one

Life wasn’t meant to be easy

He was balding and fat, ugly, sleazy,
Hands dirty, unshaven, hair greasy,
Disgusting and smelly…
Nosed up to his belly,
She thought “Even blow jobs ain’t easy. “

Author adminPosted on August 9, 2026Categories AOTags blow job, limerick, prostitutionLeave a comment on Life wasn’t meant to be easy

The ferret

The poor girl in whose pussy he’d ferreted,
Found herself then disinherited…
Thrown on the street, 
Young, voluptuous, sweet…
A harsh punishment… much worse than merited. 

Author adminPosted on August 9, 2026Categories AOTags limerick, ruined woman, youngLeave a comment on The ferret

The exception to the rule

Kitty didn’t fuck men as a rule, 
But she thought God! She’d be a damn fool!
There’s exceptions, of course…
The man’s hung like a horse…
Or a least a damn donkey or mule!

Author adminPosted on August 9, 2026Categories AOTags big cock, limerickLeave a comment on The exception to the rule

Unchurched

There she is, naked, bouncing tits, perched
On some fellow’s cock… ought to be birched!
Only just out of school,
Wicked, slutty young fool…
Reputation completely besmirched!

Author adminPosted on August 9, 2026Categories AOTags limerick, slut, youngLeave a comment on Unchurched

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