When he bedded his almost… not quite bride,
He thought, well, to look on the bright side,
Consider your luck…
She’s a bloody good fuck…
Not a virgin, but still on the tight side.
Tag: marrfiage
Debut performance
Well-developed, though still under-aged,
Marriage mooted and well nigh engaged,
Now all gone down the gurgler,
Knocked off by some burglar,
Fiancé completely upstaged!