Consummation achieved, thought the bride…
Her young husband asleep by her side…
He’d come on the third stroke…
So excited, poor bloke…
Disappointing, but still… well… he tried.
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Enlightenment
Blushing bride, she had kept herself pure,
Love’s lore to this moment obscure…
She gasped at its size,
Mouth agape and wide eyes….
It would split her in two she was sure!
On the bright side
When he bedded his almost… not quite bride,
He thought, well, to look on the bright side,
Consider your luck…
She’s a bloody good fuck…
Not a virgin, but still on the tight side.
Second sight
A young bride, on her very first screw,
Of a sudden exclaimed “Deja vu!
I have done this before!”
Said the groom “You damn whore!
So have I, but I’d not have told you!”
A guiding hand
With her knees by her ears, the bride
Placed a hand on her husband to guide:
Though he had the idea,
And prodded quite near,
He couldn’t quite get it inside.
Dream cum true
It was just as the bride had been dreading,
All through the reception and wedding:
Her blood on the sheet
Of the honeymoon suite,
And his semen all over the bedding!
The consummation
Honeymoons are just like this, she guessed…
They’d been fucking all night without rest…
God! How nice it would be,
Just to get up and pee,
Have a shower, a shit and get dressed.
Sneak preview
“Oh, my darling! You gave me a scare!”
She cried, blushing, half naked, breasts bare,
When he entered the room,
Her fiancé, the groom…
“It’s bad luck. It’s… Oh God! Must you stare?”
Aside
His best man’s pretty hot, thought the bride…
Should she fuck him? Quick, bloody decide!
Would tonight be too soon…
(It’s still pre-honeymoon…)
To be having a bit on the side?
Poor Agnes
On her wedding night, poor Agnes wept.
The whole day had been lovely, except…
When, at last, they’d undressed,
Though he did do his best,
The damn man was bloody inept!