All her patting and rubbing and squeezing,
Of course, was remarkably pleasing…
She might want to fuck…
At least give it a suck…
But alas, the damn bitch was just teasing!
Tag: limerick
Worth fighting for
When he fucked her she got overwrought,
Like she cursed him and struggled and fought,
But he figured “Yeah, no…”
It was mostly for show…
And a good fuckin’ root, still, he thought.
The look
She’s a slut… he could tell at a glance…
Blouse unbuttoned, her “fuck me please” stance…
Perky tits, though just small…
Wouldn’t take much at all
If he wanted to get in her pants.
Doing is knowing
She was fond of sex, supine or prone,
With a partner or two, or alone,
Always had been, it seemed…
As a kid, who’d have dreamed?
How she wished now that somehow she’d known!
Hardball
So the prick thinks that he’s the damn boss…
Well, he’ll soon see she don’t give a toss…
Or a suck, or a fuck…
Kiss her ass, the damn schmuck!
Hardball, blue balls… it’s his fuckin loss!
Undress code
So the dress code says “Bondage”… strange theme…
It’s a bit kinky then, it would seem…
Latex, nipple rings, chains
Riding crops, whips and canes,
All that, yep, and get ready to scream!
Magnanimity
“So, I’ve got a big cunt,” she said. “Sue me!
It ain’t huge, it’s just kinda roomy…
Fuck off if you like…
Fuckin’ get on yer bike…
Or just do what yer fuckin’ like to me!”
Upkeep
“Just get whores,” said his mate. “It’s much cheaper… “
Well, yeah… but his girlfriend’s a keeper…
Right from their first screw…
He’d said “Alright for you?”
“Yeah,” she said. “Fuck me harder and deeper!”
Snug
“You can try if you like,” she said sweetly…
He did, and it fitted quite neatly…
So snugly indeed,
And with which she agreed,
That she said “Stick it in me completely!”
Mama’s girl
I’m still too young she said, but I’m keen
About doing stuff… know what I mean?
And like, when I grow up,
When I suck, not throw up…
My mum says maybe when I’m sixteen.