Does he love me or is he just fond?
She thought anxiously… Ought she respond?
To his hands on her… there…
His cock parting the hair…
Which he’d soon go above and beyond!
Tag: limerick
Hysteria
Blessed with breasts large and round… almost spherical,
Sadly, the girl was hysterical…
Frightened of men,
Being touched… if and when
Dogs and snakes, other creatures chimerical!
Intensive care
His dad payed for the whore… damn expensive!
Poor boy… he was… well… apprehensive…
She stripped in a trice…
They fucked… him on top… twice…
Oral, anal… his teaching intensive!
Charm
His damn smile, when he turned on the charm,
Caused Miss Annabelle Partridge alarm…
His eyes fixed on her breasts,
As he uttered lewd jests,
As she mumbled the twenty-third psalm!
Drawing the line
She’s a keeper alright… fuckin hot!
Deep throat, anal… the whole fuckin lot!
Buy her flowers and stuff…
That’s, like, all fair enough…
But for fucksake, man, don’t tie the knot!
In for a penny
When they’d done, he said “Pleasure to do ya.”
She whispered “Thank God… Hallelujah!
Let’s do it again…”
He said “Sure… but then
Do I get to do other stuff to ya?
Laid back
Red neck gal, Bobbie Sue she was called…
She’d got naked, just layin’ there, sprawled…
“My cunt’s wet as a fish…
Hot n sloppy, squish, squish…
If’n y’all wanna fuck me,” she drawled.
The old and the young
Granny said “If I may be so bold,
And I hope you don’t mind being told…
Be a slut while you’re young…
Get some feller well hung…
And you’ll have no regrets when you’re old!”
What she wants
If she wanted a fuck, which she did,
Even though not much more than a kid…
Naked, there, on his bed
Puffy, wet pussy spread…
Well that’s what she’d damn get…in it slid!
Fourteen
Only fourteen, but almost full grown,
Horny, getting herself off alone,
God! She wanted to screw…
Didn’t know what to do…
But she’d learn pretty quick, if just shown!