Sly

She was streetwise, sharp-witted and wily.
“Hello,. It’s cold out,” she said shyly.
“Let’s go in this bar…
Or perhaps in your car,
And warm up, you and me,” she said slyly.

Upkeep

“Just get whores,” said his mate. “It’s much cheaper… “
Well, yeah… but his girlfriend’s a keeper…
Right from their first screw…
He’d said “Alright for you?”
“Yeah,” she said. “Fuck me harder and deeper!”