Kismet

She knew nothing at all about men,
Though she’d spoken to some, now and then…
She’d decided yes, though,
She’d give fucking a go…
Just not where, or with whom, how or when. 

Implied consent

Be alert, darling daughter, beware!
Men are bastards, you must be aware…
They just want to fuck you!
Please don’t push your luck… you…
“Might get a damn root!”  she said… “Yeah!”

Snug

“You can try if you like,” she  said sweetly…
He did, and it fitted quite neatly…
So snugly indeed,
And with which she agreed,
That she said  “Stick it in me completely!”

In the end

Oh, the depths to which some men descend!
She fought hard, the young lass, to defend
Her shy virtue, her honour…
Alas, though, a goner…
He still got it in, in the end.