So he’s thinking “Just kiss her you fool!”
She’s so pretty, so sexy, so cool,
And that look in her eyes…
As she puckers up, sighs…
And, like, all he can do is just drool.
Tag: limerick
School daze
Miss Fitzgibbon, his teacher this term…
Perfect tits… big fat nipps, high and firm…
He spends all day in class
Raptly ogling her arse,
And imagines it full of his sperm!
Pimped
She’d had work… not a hint though of guilt…
Big new tits, no more sag, no more wilt
Belly, face, buttocks, thighs,
Pussy lips, ears, eyes…
A new woman, upgraded, rebuilt.
Winging it
His young cock thickened, hardened, extended…
Though shocked, she stayed mute and pretended…
She licked it a bit…
Rubbed it, lubed it with spit…
Would she fuck it? It sort of depended.
Ambush
The poor girl was deceived and much wronged…
Their assault was by stealth and two-pronged,
One in front, one behind,
Nasty, scary, unkind,
And exhausting… and rather prolonged.
Service with a smile
She stripped off… the boys stood round and perved…
Much more woman than what they deserved.
“Lose them trousers,” she said,
And lay back on the bed…
“Get yer dicks hard. It’s first cum, first served!’
Punching her ticket
“Just go get yourself fucked,” her friend dared…
And she wanted to, though she was scared,
Still a virgin and all…
Any guy, short or tall,
Big cock, small, cute, dumb… not that she cared.
Storm in a teacup
Just fourteen, but looked older with make-up,
She cried a lot after their break-up…
He’d told her best friend
It came down, in the end
To her titties just being an A cup.
Not insurmountable
“I ain’t gonna take that lying down,”
She said, “Fuck! I might need tying down!…
I could try from on top…
If it hurts we can stop…
Which she did, with a cute, sighing frown.
The world’s her oyster
She said “Yeah, I’m a trollop essentially…
Fancy a fuck?” she asked wenchily…
Quite up to you…
Though I’d like if you do…
But the world’s full of cocks, providentially!