Maid no more

The young maid, who was put on her guard,
When she noticed his lordship get hard,
Slipped away to the larder,
(Before he got harder),
To grease up her pussy with lard. 

Mean

She stands pouting, not wearing a stitch,
Acting innocent, sly little bitch.
And he’s hard, she can see…
Does she mean him to be?
Just naive? Or a slut? God knows which!

Friends

He and she are just real good friends…
Maybe more… well it sort of depends…
He’d got hard when they’d kissed…
They were both a bit pissed…
He thinks “Wow! Let’s just see where this ends!”