Friday night at the bar… they’d just met…
Hadn’t even exchanged names, as yet…
Took his hand, the damn flirt…
Thrust it under her skirt…
So he’d know she was already wet!
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Her too
One big breast in each sweaty hand cupped…
Not surprising, but pretty abrupt…
“If you want the damn part,
Suck my cock, for a start!”
That’s the movies… but kinda corrupt.
In the moment
He just grabbed her cunt… God! Pretty shocking!
“You like that? he said, his tone mocking.
Was this, like, assault?
Was it somehow her fault?
Or perhaps opportunity knocking?
Lost in translation
A bit drunk and a little befuddled…
Yes… no… yes… it came out all muddled,
Whatever she’d meant…
And the men came and went,
And cum oozed from her pussy and puddled.
Overtime
In the store room, most days, after work…
Don’t most bosses have some little quirk?
She gets down on her knees,
Gets her tits out to squeeze,
While she gives him a suck, or a jerk!
Soccer mum
Young and pretty… well, gorgeous, then some!
A good wife, went to church, soccer mum…
The nice woman next door,
But who liked nothing more
Than a lovely big cock up her bum!
Her inner whore
She got off, she found, on the pretence…
She came hard and fast, long and intense,
When she acted the whore…
And her husband, what’s more,
Gave up hookers, and saved the expense!
Urban cowboy
Urban cowboy, big hat, calls her ma’am.
She suspects it’s his schtick, all a sham…
His tight jeans, fancy boots…
Bet he hoots, when he roots…
But she’ll fuck him, and not give a damn!
Cluster fuck
All these guys! They’re a damn job to wrangle…
The most cocks, in deep… the best angle.
A thicket of cocks!
One guy’s wearing his socks!
Arms and legs, hers and theirs in a tangle!
Dog lover
I like dogs, she said. Doggies do tricks…
A dog’s tongue tickles more when he licks…
Which most men never do…
Yeah, I do fuck men too…
But I love doggies’ slippery pricks!