When he asked her, she went all subdued,
His beloved, the woman he’d wooed…
“I’m inclined to say no,”
She said… “Tell you to go,
But it’s just… I don’t want to seem rude.”
Tag: proposition
Opportunity knocking
When he threatened to rape her she wept…
Still a virgin, quite pure… except
She had impure thoughts…
And his offer… of sorts…
She should gratefully, maybe, accept.
Decision time
“I’m not handsome, I’m sallow and pasty,
But don’t say no, girl… don’t be hasty…”
He said… “I’m big, young,
And I’m bloody well hung…
And I reckon your cunt will be tasty!”
Between the lines
Though the sentiments written were tender,
She firmly wrote “Return to sender”…
His words of love moot,
She was sure a root
Was most certainly on his agenda.
The height of rudeness
That dumb bitch that he met at the pub
Flipped the bird at him, gave him the snub…
Fuckin’ laughed in his face…
What a fuckin’ disgrace!
Like, not even a suck or a rub!
The direct approach
Though it’s not, strictly speaking, correct,
If the young lady doesn’t object,
You can bypass the hours
Of small talk and flowers,
And go to the fucking direct!
Getting to the point
Said my dad, “Lad, seduction’s an art:
There are three ways to win a girl’s heart.
You can say it with flowers,
Or verse, which takes hours,
Or just say “Lie down, legs apart!”
Invitation
“Did you like,” she said, “watching me pee?
Wanna root? You can do me DP!
Come to mine. Bring a friend!”
And before she pressed SEND,
“Maybe anal too. RSVP”
Remark of Zorro
“Señorita, it gives me great sorrow…
I can’t stay to fuck you,” said Zorro.
“You’re beautiful nude,
But I’m hotly pursued…
Do not dress… I shall come back tomorrow!”
Red flags aflutter
Oh God! Wonders, it seems, never cease!
His outrageously sexy young niece,
Half nude, fresh out of bed,
Has just twerked him and said
“Like my ass? Wanna tear off a piece?”