She recalled feeling suddenly dizzy,
And, waking, flew into a tizzy!
Stark naked!… It seemed,
While she’d blissfuly dreamed,
The damn rotter had been rather busy!
Tag: limerick
Alpha male
Though his cock was, of course, quite impressive,
When fucking, he got all aggressive…
Exciting, at first…
Not so much, then, but worst
Was his being so bloody possessive!
A woman scorned
His wife, normally timid and placid,
Quite suddenly turned rather acid…
“Fuck’s sake! You damn wimp!
Your cock’s always half limp,
And tonight it’s completely damn flaccid!”
Flapper
Her long pussy lips dangled and flapped…
A bit ragged and roughened and chapped…
Pinkish-purplish-brown,
As she bounced up and down,
And his thighs and her arse slipped and slapped!
Whores and whisky
A post-coital cigar… smug, content.
An expensive whore… worth ev’ry cent!
Pretty, young, highly skilled…
He’d come twice… rather thrilled!
Whores and whisky… all money well spent!
A nod as good as a wink
Comely wench, he thought. Well worth a prod…
And he winked, and she gave a shy nod…
And in no time at all,
Up against the shed wall,
He was chock-a-block up her, by god!
The measure of the man
God! she said. What an absolute pleasure it
Was. A grand fuck! I shall treasure it!
Such a big cock!
And still hard as a rock!
Would you mind very much if I measure it?
Buxom wench
Fair and buxom, a splendid young wench!
He mused… foreign perhaps… maybe French.
Giggling, blushing and modest,
Big tits tightly bodiced,
Bare-arsed, skirt up, over a bench!
Innocent bystander
“Oh, unkind! To have called me a perv!”
He complained. “That I do not deserve!
Being old… curse my luck!
I can’t manage to fuck…
But I like, nonetheless, to observe!”
Rara avis
He’s a very strange fellow indeed.
Said Miss Jones, and her sister agreed,
Never wanting to screw…
All he wanted to do
Was jerk off, while he watched, while they peed.