Trom-bone

In the midst of the trickiest bit
Came a shriek from the orchestra pit,
Which was closely pursued
By a cry of “Damn rude!
Keep your trombone away from my tit!”

Pop tart

Her tits popped from her brassiere, spilled…
Well, it had been a bit overfilled…
“Oh my goodness!” she giggled…
They wobbled and jiggled…
By then she’d already been drilled!

Bo peep

Just a tug of the string’s all it took…
He said “God, love, don’t be such a sook!
Like, I’m sorry. Okay?
Lovely tits, by the way…
Tuck em back in… and thanks for the look!

A suspicious mind

When she laughed, her tits jiggled deliciously…

Stroking his cock surreptitiously,
“That’s a nice dress,”
he said

“What? Yeah, I guess.”
She said, eyeing the bastard suspiciously.