Patois

Though admittedly vulgar and blunt,
His preferred term for pussy is cunt…
Pussy’s timid and quaint,
Cunt’s more plain, with the taint
Of the street, though it might cause affront.

Personal space

“My cute pussy, to which you allude,
Though you called it my cunt… rather crude…
Is my own to employ,
For my personal joy, 
Not for yours,” she said. “Go and get screwed!”

Bespoke

Her cunt fitted his cock like a glove…
Soft kid leather… no push and no shove…
Like wet chamois inside,
He reflected, and sighed…
Lips like petals, rose-sweet, made for love!

Throw her back

A young mermaid, washed up in the kelp…
A sly cove heard her seal-like yelp…
Though he searched, back and front,
For some sort of a cunt…
“Can you talk?” he asked. “Can’t you damn help?”