That olympian fucker, Apollo,
A bit of a hard act to follow,
Could root nymphs for hours,
His priapic powers
Incredible! (Well, hard to swallow.)
Category: AO
Adults only
Skinning a cat
Though his plan to seduce her was thwarted,
She nonetheless offered assorted
Alternative ways
To delight and amaze,
And he came so damn hard his eyes watered!
Fair call
“You’re a damned slut!” her husband said snidely.
“Well, yes, I do spread myself widely”,
She said, with a smile.
“It’s more fun, by a mile,
Than to sit round and scratch my cunt idly!”
Playing hard ball
Accidentally, quite unintended,
What started as just fun descended
To what? Not quite rape,
Though she couldn’t escape …
She was totally fucked! (Pun intended.)
Taken for a ride
New in town, fancy cars, neon lights;
A man offered to show her the sights.
She woke minus her purse,
And her phone, and what’s worse,
Her virginity, panties and tights!
The cost of doing business
In a downtown hotel in LA
A young hooker sucked off the valet,
The security crew
And a porter or two,
A few guests. What a fucking melee!
Teenage Tarzan
His first fuck! Fuck! Just so fucking glorious!
Grinning, chest-thumping… victorious!
Maybe hers too…
Maybe not… Shit, who knew?
(She, in fact, was a trifle notorious.)
Wild West 1
All those Hollywood cowboys are phoney;
The real ones, lean, mean and bony
Had bad breath and stank,
They fucked whores, swore and drank,
And did intimate things with their pony.
Wild West 2
What a low-down darned treacherous snake!
Caught by indians, trussed up to bake,
Nude, narry a garment!
He saved her, the varmint,
Then fucked her, still tied to the stake!
Wild West 3
Cowboys loved to root frisky young squaws,
Which was great fun, but risky because
You might finish up scalped,
But it couldn’t be helped;
It was that or just whisky and whores!