Mislaid

Young.. fresh meat, as they say in the trade…
But she’d fucked the wrong guy, I’m afraid…
It was dark, she’d been drinking…
But what was she thinking?
Virginity sadly mislaid!

Gin fling

Her poor head was beginning to spin,
From an excess of rather nice gin,
Which was all very well,
But she couldn’t quite tell
If  or which fucking hole he was in!