Brush

As she groomed her lush bush with a brush, 
Shining, springy, luxuriant, plush,
She thought “God gave me this,
Let them take the damn piss…
I won’t give them so much as a blush!”

Bushed

There’s a girl with a bush that’s so lush,
That the sight brings a reverent hush,
Which she plaits in a braid
Or a bun, when she’s laid,
After which it takes hours to brush!