AO – Page 325 – Pete's Limericks

Give and take

Disillusioned, his marriage a sham,
His wife’s pussy as tight as a clam,
He began an affair.
Did his wife even care?
Not a fig. Not a gold-plated damn!

The optimist

A great body, but curious psyche;
The tattoos, the piercings. Crikey!
The dreads like Bob Marley,
Not shaving, the Harley,
Nice tits, but the rest’s a bit dykey.

Q & A

Agent 007, James Bond;
Queen and country, above and beyond.
Saves the world,
Roots the girl,
D’you think it’s a cock or a wand?

Testing her limits

Black boys’ cocks! Halfway down their damn thighs!
Why don’t white boys have peckers that size?
Would a black penis fit
In her little white slit?
Well, she won’t ever know, till she tries!

Try before you buy

All those dildos! Which one should she buy?
Maybe this one! So big! My oh my!
“Will it fit in your cunt?”
Asked the guy out the front
“Want to unwrap it, give it a try?”

Monkey business

Bloody jungle! A bloody great sauna!
Jane, bored, rooted some of the fauna.
She’d liked chimpanzees,
Grunting, down on her knees,
The gorilla’s dick, sadly, had torn her.

Inside the mind of a MILF

Though to fuck him, of course, would be folly,
She thought it might be rather jolly.
So handsome, so young,
So impressively hung!
And his hand down her knickers, by golly!

Well drilled

He was knackered, drained dry, getting sore,
But the woman still cried out for more!
And well! What do you know?
Hard again! One more go!
Fourth time? Fifth? Who the fuck’s keeping score?