AO – Page 13 – Pete's Limericks

Mae West

She was always a good sport, Mae West,
Proud as punch of the size of her chest…
Let ‘em joke, let ‘em smile,
She’d just take it with style…
“Call a life jacket Mae? Be my guest!”

The aftermath

It had been rough… well, more or less rape,
Her tits mauled, lots of slap, bump and scrape…
Though she’d yelled, punched and scratched,
She was sorely outmatched…
Dribbling cum, she lay, pussy agape.

Cork

There was a young lady from Cork
Who thought babies were brought by the stork…
A small lie she’d been told
By a boy… oh so bold
She’d lie down with… and do more than talk.

Cobh

There was a young hussy from Cobh
You could have for a couple of bob,
An absurdly low price,
But she found the work nice,
And she’d just say “A job is a job.”

Dingle

A young gad-about-town down in Dingle
Would dress up, nights, go out and mingle…
A grand social whirl…
Have his way with some girl…
Marry? God , no! He’d stay bloody single!

Clare

There was a young lady from Clare,
Who made love to a boy, on a dare.
She’d not done it before,
But she’d come back for more,
She exclaimed, when she came up for air!

Porcelain

A great body, a glorious sight,
Her skin perfect, smooth, porcelain white,
Her proud breasts china teacups,
Pink crowned, soft, full B-cups,
Moist pussy delightfully tight!

Shrinking Violet

Shrinking Violet, at her first ball…
A man asks her to dance, handsome, tall…
After just one slow waltz,
His charm proved to be false…
He just wanted to fuck her, that’s all.

Eager student

Still a virgin, this boy, she suspected…
She took it in hand and directed…
A nice hefty prick,
Long and pleasantly thick,
And he proved quite adept , once corrected.