The soft silk subtly altered its sheen;
Underneath which her breasts could be seen,
Her erect nipples’ tips,
And the curve of her hips,
The intriguing dark parts in between!
Tag: limerick
Hide and seek
She undresses. Concealed, he peeks.
Her bare bosom! Her bottom’s plump cheeks!
Her big nipples, so pink!
Oh my God! Did she wink!
She looks straight at the keyhole, and speaks!
Fundamental differences
The affair was illicit, clandestine;
Her parents still frowned on things western,
So what would they say
If they saw her today,
With a cock up her pretty intestine?
B minus
She said “Well,” in a manner off-handed,
“You’re nice, to be perfectly candid;
You’re strong and you’re young,
But you don’t use your tongue,
And that fuck we just had was bog-standard.”
Seducibility
Though they’d only just been introduced,
From her smile and her voice, he’d deduced
That a chap could do worse,
And she’d not be adverse
To perhaps being charmed and seduced.
There is no God
“Oh god! No!” she exclaimed, feeling cheated;
So near to coming she’d teetered,
But snatched from the brink!
He’d come, started to shrink…
She cursed “Damn you! (expletive deleted.)”
The sanctity of marriage
“Though God joined us and all, still I wonder,
That part, “let no man put asunder”,”
She thought, “Would that term,
(As he unloosed his sperm),
Include, too, this nice chap whom I’m under?”
Snug fit
On her bicycle, snugly astraddle,
So wet! Should she pedal or paddle?
Nobody could miss
Her expression of bliss,
As she slid back and forth on her saddle!
Return favour
It did strike her as just a bit strange,
Just how easy it was to arrange.
A good job, with a car;
Her boss said she’d go far,
But, then, what might he want in exchange?
Spilt milk
As his hand slid up under her dress,
She sighed “Yes! Oh my God! Touch me! Yes!”
While she pulled down his zip;
She just tickled the tip,
And he came in hand! What a mess!