The young duchess enjoys fornication,
With spooks… once a whole delegation!
The odd Russian spy…
The duke turns a blind eye…
It’s gung-ho, for the good of the nation!
Tag: limerick
Cost / benefit analysis
“Though the slut does present herself laudably,”
One of the chaps muttered audibly,
“Ten quid’s a lot…
No, I rather think not…
We could rape her so much more affordably!”
Wrong in so many ways
“What’s yer hurry?” she breathlessly chides,
“Yer big cock’s stirrin’ up me insides…
What the fuck? Sorry… heck?
Gunna come out me neck!
An’ it’s up the wrong hole, too, besides!”
In the frame
What a fucking amusing charade,
Half a gang bang and half masquerade…
Superman, the Hulk too,
Mickey Mouse, god knows who…
Poor Snow White… airtight too, I’m afraid!
Above his station
“Please don’t cum in my pussy,” she said,
“I can jerk you or suck you instead…
You are not of my class…”
So, deep throat, then her arse,
Then her cunt… that’s her fuckin’ well bred!
The human race
“Men,” she said, “are just human resources.
Why marriages, nasty divorces?
Just fuck them and leave…
Want to know my pet peeve?
It’s that more of them aren’t hung like horses!”
Opportunity knocking
When he threatened to rape her she wept…
Still a virgin, quite pure… except
She had impure thoughts…
And his offer… of sorts…
She should gratefully, maybe, accept.
Vanilla
Ultimatum, a line in the sand…
She said “Fucking you’s terribly bland,
Nothing kinky, no force…
Let’s just bloody divorce…
I’d much rather just get off by hand!”
She gives as good as she gets
She could be quite the slut, when it suited,
Could drain a man dry, it was mooted…
Preferred them well hung,
Big and black, bullish, young…
Predilections extreme and deep rooted!
The thick of it
They’d made love, hard and hot, wet and steamily…
“God! That was good!” she sighed, dreamily.
“What a nice prick…
Nice and long, nice and thick…
As she lay there, her cunt oozing creamily.