One, two, three… well, that’s one hole apiece…
Pussy , ass… bit of spit, bit of grease…
Mmm… You boys are well hung…
If you want something young,
Then there’s also my daughter and niece!
Tag: limerick
Cinderella
As she waltzed with the handsome Prince Charming,
Embraced… the effect far from calming…
His codpiece swelled tight…
Cinderella took fright…
His strange hardness distinctly alarming!
Bent to her needs
She gets off on her hand, odds and ends…
A brush handle, a spoon, it depends…
The right length, the right shape,
For a bit of self-rape…
If it’s smooth, if it’s firm, if it bends.
Well used
He was hung like a horse, anecdotally,
True, she now knew… fucked, like totally…
Wrecked , oozing cum
From her pussy and bum,
“Oh my god! That was great,” she gasped throatily.
A puzzlement
She woke up in a terrible state,
The next morning… the sun high… so late…
Headache, sleepy , confused,
Body feeling much used…
Gosh, it must have been something she ate!
Fail
There he stands , in full bondage regalia…
Whips, the whole paraphernalia…
Hard little dick…
Which he wants her to lick…
“Sorry, no”, she says. God! What a failure!
Defilement
“Well I guess I been proper defiled,”
She proclaimed… not much more than a child…
“I been fucked inside out…
Coulda been worse, no doubt…
Maybe next time,” she purred… and she smiled.
Blind gal’s bluff
Damn dude ain’t sayin nuthin, jes “Boo!”
Gonna fuck me… my ass I guess too…
His hands over my eyes…
Big black cock, by its size,
Up my cunt… an he’s saying “Guess who!”
Downunder
In Australia, a pickup’s a ute,
If a car has a trunk it’s a boot.
Also, so there’s no doubt,
Yanks pronounce this word “route”,
But in Oz, as in “fuck”, we say “root”.
Stymied
She undressed, and he muttered “Gorblimey!”
Her cunt, though lubriciously slimy,
Looked too small by half…
“What?” she said with a laugh.
“Stick it in… it won’t hurt to just try me!”