The whole episode beggared belief…
Such a bold, vulgar bastard… Good grief!
“Gonna fuck you,” he said…
And he did too, then fled,
Hard and fast… altogether too brief!
Tag: limerick
Loose woman
“Cool it fellas… Ain’t no need to fight,”
She said. “Shit! Like, you got me all night!
Two or three guys at once…
Wish a girl had more cunts!
Lots of holes… but ain’t none of em tight!”
Forget-me_knots
So, he’s tied her up… plenty of knots…
And she’s liked it… In fact she came lots…
Whipped her arse black and blue,
Fucked her good… anal too…
When he’s done, slimy prick, off he trots!
The price of a drink
She goes out at night, hangs around bars…
Little skirt, don’t wear knickers or bras…
Cadges drinks off strange blokes,
Who she teases and strokes…
And then fucks them, in doorways or cars.
Going commando
“Wearing knickers would just be plain silly,”
She said…”Though the breeze can get chilly…
It’s cheeky, no doubt,
But saves mucking about,
When a nice fellow whips out his willy!”
Girlpower
He sneaked up on her, grabbed her vagina…
Poor girl, just fourteen , still a minor…
She wanted to cry,
But leaned back and let fly…
Left the dirty old perv with a shiner!
Front and centre
Sex was pretty good fun, so she’d heard…
The most fun you can have, was the word…
Her friend claimed the boy’s… front…
His thing… went in her cunt,
Which to her mind seemed frankly absurd!
Caring and sharing
In and out of her poor throat he drove…
It was jolly good fun , too, by Jove,
He exclaimed to his friend…
Chockablock, other end…
Though her face was a curious mauve.
Holey-moley!
“Sex ain’t no trouble, gal,” said her mother
“Yer daddy, yer uncles, yer brother…
Sometimes all at once…
But we got more than cunts…
We can fit ‘em in some hole or other!”
Kismet
She knew nothing at all about men,
Though she’d spoken to some, now and then…
She’d decided yes, though,
She’d give fucking a go…
Just not where, or with whom, how or when.