Getting late… he’s a bit off his game…
Copped a knock-back… a bit of a shame,
But the pub’s full of tarts
With hot cunts and cold hearts…
Yep, he’ll get himself fucked all the same!
Tag: tarts
The age of chivalry
Kings and princes had no need of dating;
The dozens of ladies-in-waiting,
Nice upper-class tarts,
Bless their monarchist hearts,
Were all pretty much there for the mating!
The young ladies of Italy
The flirtatious young ladies of Italy
Wear make-up to bed and dress prettily.
In the piazza
The lowliest tarts are
Dressed smartly and sell themselves wittily!