Getting late… he’s a bit off his game…
Copped a knock-back… a bit of a shame,
But the pub’s full of tarts
With hot cunts and cold hearts…
Yep, he’ll get himself fucked all the same!
Tag: hooking up
It stacks up
“A good head, a great ass, and well stacked…
And I know that she roots, for a fact.”
He said (nudge, nudge, wink, wink).
“Man up! Buy her a drink!
To say more would be lacking in tact.”