“Fuck,” he thought, “that was pretty damn rough!”
The date seemed to have gone well enough…
He’d said “Fancy a screw?”
And so what did she do?
Slapped his face and went off in a huff!
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Kept woman
A kept woman, nice clothes, cosy nest…
“It’s a good life, alright”, she confessed.
“All a girl has to do
Is just be there to screw,
Suck his cock, let him jiggle a breast.”
Bemused
Gosh! The way things would seem to be shaping,
She thought, there might be no escaping…
But what could she do?
And he did root her too…
Left her used and bemused, pussy gaping!
Limbo
The poor girl, she had no way of knowing,
With all of his to-ing and fro-ing,
(Obtuse bloody men!)
If he’d fuck her, or when…
Her seduction a matter ongoing!
Baa
If a girl were a slut which I am,
(And enjoy it, and don’t give a damn),
I’d fuck heaps while I’m young…
If I’m gonna be hung,
Better hung as a sheep than a lamb!
Game
She’d been strung up, whipped, tickled and caned,
Fucked and buggered, left totally drained…
All, of course, just a game,
But the way that she came
Was decidedly not the least feigned!
Whim
There’s this guy who works out at her gym,
Whom she flirted with, just on a whim…
Which he took the wrong way,
So then… what could she say?
If she did want a fuck, she’d fuck him!
Braggadocio
He said “Baby, I don’t like to brag,
But I’m told I’m a bloody good shag…
If you wanna find out…
You know… gimme a shout…
Or miss out, which would be, like, a drag!”
Starry-eyed
She hit Hollywood all starry-eyed…
Promised parts in the movies… they’d lied…
Given blow jobs, been screwed,
Pretty much fucked for food,
Till she just sort of shrivelled inside.
The jokers
In the end the poor girl spat the dummy…
Her face, tits and hair rank and cummy!
These horrible blokes,
And their practical jokes…
Even telling her semen was yummy!