She at first tried to pay it no heed.
So… he wanted to watch when she peed?
A bit creepy, maybe…
Still, she thought, let him be…
But then, later… Shit! Where might it lead?
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Tweet bloody tweet!
She was quite understandably bitter,
To find out the worst on damn twitter…
Kids tucked into bed…
Found a message that said
“Yo! @badguys. Just fucked my kids’ sitter!
Ripping yarn
The poor gin-sodden whore swayed and tottered.
Jack followed her, sickly besotted…
She stopped for a pee,
Where nobody could see…
And he finished her there, where she squatted!
Acquiescence
It would seem he would not be denied,
She’d refused, at least, anyway, tried…
And that being the case,
She thought, where’s the disgrace?
“If you must, then you may, sir,” she sighed.
Bad joke
She thought “This is a bit of a drag!”
Yes, she’d gone out to look for a shag,
And went home with this bloke,
Is he playing a joke?
I mean… what’s with the handcuffs and gag?
Gargantuan
The man fucks like some ravening beast!
She’s main course at his decadent feast…
But great fun, strange to say,
She thinks… in its own way…
And he has a big penis at least.
In the heat of battle
Musket-fire, the deafening blast
Of the cannons. She’s tied to the mast,
Pirates swarming all round…
She’ll be raped… maybe drowned…
But raped first, she opined… if he’s fast!
Half measures
“Well, what else could I do except laugh?
Like the neck of a fucking giraffe…
It was huge!” she exclaimed.
“Still, I’m kind of ashamed
That I only got in about half!”
Yummy mummy
Six months gone, and decidedly yummy!
Dark nipples, big boobs, swollen tummy,
Her pussy lips plump…
All the better to hump…
His insatiably horny young mummy!
Dirty tricks
You can just see her naked, for free.
For a couple of bucks, watch her pee…
Any quirk, any vice,
It’s a matter of price…
There ain’t much she won’t do, for a fee.