“Just a ruffian, reckless and young,
But by God! So stupendously hung!”
She thought, smiling. “Damn hell!
Never been fucked so well!
And that marvellous uncivil tongue!”
Tag: limerick
Debonair
He was handsome and tall, debonair…
The poor lassie, she hadn’t a prayer!
He seduced her, of course,
Swept her up on his horse,
Took her off to his sordid damn lair!
Poor Agnes
On her wedding night, poor Agnes wept.
The whole day had been lovely, except…
When, at last, they’d undressed,
Though he did do his best,
The damn man was bloody inept!
Vanity
The damn man was so vain and conceited!
He’d taken her in, lied and cheated!
“A big cock… my arse!”
She thought. “What a damn farce!”
Well, that’s one fuck that won’t be repeated.
Predicament
She was locked in a cage of some kind…
Some contraption perversely designed…
Metal clamps on her tits,
Her legs spread in the splits…
My god! What could the man have in mind?”
Not backward being forward
He made lots of unwanted advances.
He figured it increased his chances…
Like, “Fancy a fuck?:
With a little good luck…
Or just fuck ’em, whatever their answers!
If
She said “Just so you know… it’s alright…
Fuck my arse, if you want… it won’t bite!
I’m not saying you should…
Just… you know… it’s all good…
If you want to… I just thought you might.”
Japanophile
I like Japanese stuff… sukiyaki,
Sapporo, Suntory and sake,
And shunga, shibari,
(But not hari kari)
And hentai, of course. And bukkake!
The bootless and unhorsed
Battle’s end, and the horseless unbooted
Ran riot and pillaged and looted…
Those grand days of old…
Swags of jewels and gold,
And the losing side’s wives to be rooted!
Finale
At long last, their cocks started to droop,
Not before, though, they’d stood, the whole group,
In a circle around her,
And just about drowned her
With squirts of great gobs of their goop!