He came in, hot and rank, after polo.
His balls, like an Argentine bolo,
Bounced round on his thighs…
With that look in his eyes…
But she said “No. I’d rather go solo.”
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Rocked to sleep
When they’d fucked, he said “That was terrific!”
She sighed. “Could you be more specific?”
“Like, you know, great screw!
Didn’t you think so too?”
“Nah,” she said. “Kinda more soporific!”
Upstairs, downstairs
She’d said no, for all that had achieved…
She could tell… but would not be believed…
Crumpled hankie, red eyes,
Semen dripped down her thighs,
As her splendidly large bosom heaved!
Impatience
She decided that when she was grown,
With no need anymore to postpone
Things she wanted to do,
Like, for instance, to screw,
She’d leave no cock unfucked or unblown.
Tacit consent
When he fucked her, deep down she rejoiced…
Jubilation, however, unvoiced,
Flushed with pleasure, not shame…
He could shoulder the blame…
Though her cunt had been already moist!”
Ripe
Post-pubescent, her womanhood blooming,
Boys sniffing round, older men grooming…
She’s yet to decide,
Let alone to confide,
Whom she’ll give herself to… just assuming.
In Sherwood
“Damn!” said Marian. “Curse Robin Hood!
A nice root would do both of us good!
Might as well try a fuck
With old, fat Friar Tuck…
Little John… Mmm, yes, maybe I should!”
After school
Tits and arse like to make a guy drool,
She leaned close… “Wanna meet after school?
Like, you’re so fuckin’ hot!”
He just stared, and said “What?”
And she laughed. “Nah, just kidding, you fool!”
Volatile
“My damn clit has a fuckin’ hair trigger!”
She said,” she said, with a shy sort of snigger…
“The tiniest lick,
Just the touch of a prick,
And I come like a mad thing! Go figure.”
Pert
She’s precocious and pretty, but pert,
In fact quite a damn tease and a flirt!
Needs a smack on the bum…
Do the same for her mum…
And a good fuck for both wouldn’t hurt!