The man’s cock was distinctly erect,
Which of course made her strongly suspect
He had sex on his mind…
So she fled, lest she find
Her suspicion was all too correct!
Tag: limerick
The milk of human kindness
” I just thought, if you’re that way inclined…
Or just didn’t, like, very much mind…
Well… there’s been other chaps…
Could I fuck you perhaps?”
He said. “Yes? Thanks! You’re terribly kind.”
The first is never the best
This guy wanted to fuck her… her first!
It might be… what? A dud fuck at worst…
So she nodded … ok…
Not a kiss, no foreplay
Just wham bam… and her cunt near burst!
Ho hum
He said “Thank you for letting me come
Up your tight little virginal bum,
And for sucking me too…
Such a sweet thing to do…
While you suck, could you possibly hum?”
Tapped
She just kissed him… next thing she’d been tapped!
What the fuck? Like, she’s totally crapped!
She’s ’bout had it with men!
If he does it again,
Goin’ get his shit-eatin’ face slapped!
Left hanging
The poor girl, all worked up, juices flowing,
She simply had no way of knowing,
Cream-pied, cast aside,
Her orgasm denied,
If the bastard was coming or going!
A tight spot
She was quite understandably frightened…
Her poor puckered ass sphincter tightened…
One finger, then two…
Then his cock… what to do?
Clutch the bedhead and sob, knuckles whitened!
Flirtatiousness
She’d been flirty perhaps, a bit cheeky,
And drunk… but the bastard was sneaky…
Somehow she was nude…
And not just being screwed,
But in ways that were pretty damn freaky!
Skinny dip
They went swimming… he flopped out his willy…
She showed him her cunt, pink and frilly…
They kissed on the shore,
And he tried to do more…
She laughed. “Fuck off! Don’t be fucking silly!”
Relativity
Though his cock was as big as her arm,
She remained, still, surprisingly calm…
He plunged in, to the bone…
Would he have, had he known
She’d fucked bigger cocks, back on the farm?