Fair enough to have been a bit stroppy,
She thought, with her cunt wet and sloppy…
She’s ready to go,
And then, wouldn’t you know,
His damn cock’s gone and gotten damn floppy!
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Though her arse and her tits might be sagging,
She still loves a bloody good shagging…
Her pussy’s still hot,
She’ll do anal , the lot,
Take your cock down her throat without gagging!
Cat and mouse
Young and pretty, the hotel masseuse
Rubs his thighs, and of course his cock stirs…
One hand moves to enfold it…
Not jerk it, just hold it…
“We’ll save that for later,” she purrs.
Suspense
Hung by pulleys and ropes on his hoist,
Upside down… second thoughts, though, unvoiced…
Quite surprising to find
That she didn’t much mind,
And her pussy surprisingly moist!
Angelic
Past eighteen and still virginal, quaintly…
Angelic face… arse not so saintly…
She gave in at last…
It was urgent and fast…
“Gosh! That’s it? What the fuck?” she said faintly.
Beyond the pale
What he’d done had of course been quite shocking,
His words lewd and cruel and mocking…
“Your cunt’s nice and wet,”
He said. “Tight too, I bet…”
As his hand slithered over her stocking.
Done and dusted
“Well,” she thought. “Gang bang… Tick! Done and dusted.”
Cum-covered, ass gaping, cunt busted!
All bloody good fun,
But the things that she’d done…
Even she was a little disgusted!
Glutton for punishment
When he brought out his whip and his cane,
Though she dreaded the shame and the pain,
She knelt, begged for it still,
For the illicit thrill…
“Fuck!” she thought. “A girl must be insane!”
Belittled
Disappointed? You bet! Quite offended…
The way she said, after he’d ended,
“What? Fuck! Is that all!
And your cock’s too damn small!”
Was it? No! Well… it sort of depended.
Fond hope
As he squeezes and fumbles and gropes,
He’ll give up and stop trying, she hopes…
If he does get her nude,
And she finds herself screwed,
Well, she’ll just have to see how she copes.