She was drunk, vision blurred, her words slurred…
The whole thing seemed a trifle absurd,
Naked, screaming like hell,
Punching, kicking as well…
He kept fucking her, though, undeterred.
Tag: limerick
The good oil
Olive oil or butter or spit…
Something slippery helps with the fit…
Ketchup works… a raw egg
(It might drip down her leg)
And of course, once you’re in, there’s her shit.
Broken
It began with a regular poke,
Then a face-fuck… she thought she might choke…
Then a couple more guys…
(Unexpected surprise…)
Anal, DP… she thought “Go for broke!”
She’s a keeper
A young lady who worked at the zoo
Fucked a monkey, a wilderbeest too…
A giraffe (only half),
A baboon… If the staff
Had but known… (though they knew!)
Crowded train
Do a gangbang? At first she’d have none of it!
Maybe though… just for the fun of it…
Fuck! It was torrid!
Cum-bathed knees to forehead…
Cunt, arse, tits, her hair… a damn ton of it!
Open wide
She wanted to suck his cock… totally…
Knob, stalk, the lot, even scrotally!
Eyes and mouth wide,
It went down, down inside…
“Fuck my face!” she exhorted him, throatily.
Tryst
Candles, wine, the complete lovers’ tryst…
Naked, sweaty, they hungrily kissed…
She came loudly once more,
As she moaned, sobbed and swore,
As she writhed on the end of his fist!
Do unto others
“Stick that lovely big cock of yours through me…
Be nasty! Do what you want to me!
I’m just your fuck-doll…
Pick a hole, any hole…”
She begged. “Fuck , baby, just fuckin’ do me!”
Wetting the whistle
“That ain’t good ,” she thought, “Pussy hair bristle…
Not rosebud no more… more like thistle.”
She whipped out her razor,
(Who needs fuckin’ laser?)
Hey presto! Cunt clean as a whistle!
Whistle stop
They engaged in some sly fornication,
Cunt licking of course, and fellation,
And anal as well…
On the train… What the hell!
And they hadn’t as yet left the station!