She was pretty, but shy, introverted,
So somewhat, of course, disconcerted,
When, having a screw,
(Her first fuck, if he knew…)
She came hard on his cock, screamed and squirted!
Tag: limerick
In the loop
A bit simple, she was, a bit loopy…
Great arse and great tits (slightly droopy),
A tease and a flirt,
(Of course that doesn’t hurt…)
Her lush pussy was constantly goopy.
Bolt from the blue
The fuck came like a bolt from the blue…
You’d have thought the guy wouldn’t say boo…
Though it gave her a fright,
Make the most of it, right?
Like, a fuck’s a fuck, never mind who!
The trash
She was pretty, but just dumb white trash…
She’d do anything, mostly for cash,
Head job, hand job, just fuck,
Anything for a buck,
Stick whatever you like up her gash.
The sublime and the ridiculous
Only thing he could think at the time,
Was the fuck was just fucking sublime!
She was too young, he knew,
But she wanted it too…
If she starts it, well fuck, ain’t no crime!
The novice
The young novice grew steadily tearier…
Flogged by the Mother Superior,
Laying the cane,
Oh the same and the pain,
On her poor pretty, naked posterior!
Wrong side of the tracks
She sneaks out nights, behind her folks’ backs
Across town, the wrong side of the tracks,
Dances, drinks in dark bars,
Fucks in back rooms and cars,
A rich white girl, who just prefers blacks.
Amateur night
“Oh, for fuck’s sake! Come on!” she thought, sighing.
Poor boy, he was just about crying…
He’d got in at last,
Came lamentably fast…
A boy-virgin, it seemed, no denying!
Bent to his purpose
Folded, twisted like damn origami,
She mused “This might possibly harm me…
Fucked fifteen strange ways…
Well, as long as he pays…
Fucking cock like a fucking salami!
Saliva
Sodding bastard… and him a damn priest!
Fucking fucked her, the lecherous beast!
Salivating, he were…
Never mind about her…
Could have licked her damn pussy at least.