Tag: limerick

The eel

At the sight of his cock she was chilled…
Eel-like, hooded, possibly gilled…
Stick it in her? No way…
She’d intended to say…
But by then she’d already been drilled!

Ripe

Must be said, she lived up to the hype…
Smooth skinned , gorgeous, impossibly ripe!
It fair did in his head!
“That was lovely!” she said…
Smiling… giving her pussy a wipe.

Rapacious

What a huge cock, she thought. Goodness gracious!
Her thoughts wild and horny, salacious…
The things he might do!
It might hurt her she knew…
But, thank goodness, her pussy was spacious!

Spent

Long and thick, unattractively bent,
He’d at least put it where it was meant!
Bruised and battered, half dead,
Oozing cum on his bed,
She lay dazed, spent, her cunt like a tent!

Not fussy

Women tall, short, young, old, black or white,
Women loose, tight, or moistly just right,
Girls with tits big or small,
What the fuck? Fuck em all!
Any pussy to get through the night.

Assinine

In an excess of feminist pique,
She cried “Fuck! The damn man’s got a cheek…
Just to fuck me like that…
And his cock… long and fat…
Like a donkey’s! He’s some kind of freak!”