As she rubbed, he got harder and bigger.
Encouraged, she rubbed with more vigour,
With plenty of spit,
Sucked and nibbled a bit,
Till he groaned… Splatter! Gag! Well go figure!
Tag: fellatio
The gamut
First she satisfied him by hand, orally,
(Somehow, that seemed better, morally);
Strangely, quite zanily,
Then also anally,
Finally also vaginally, sorrily.*
* Imperfect rhythm in the last line, I know, but irresistible.
In retrospect
It was moot, which affected her worse;
Oral sex, which she thought quite perverse,
Or his cock in her cunt,
Being fucked from in front,
Or rolled over and fucked in reverse!
Logical fallacy
God! Men’s logic was so hard to follow!
He’d dumped her! She felt sort of hollow.
What more could she do?
Gave him head, fucked him too!
Maybe threesomes? Or else learn to swallow.
Baptism of fire
She approached sex a bit apprehensively,
Naked, but legs crossed defensively;
Having said yes,
She got fucked nonetheless,
North and south, pussy, mouth, comprehensively!
Hard to please
Though she tried hard to please, did her utmost,
He called her a slut, but what cut most
Was not what he said,
But that though she gave head
And liked sex, he still fancied her butt most!
Invidious
Though a gentleman, well dressed, fastidious,
Girls found his manners invidious,
Reeling in shock,
When he pulled out his cock
To be sucked, which was warty and hideous!
Keep smiling
Though they do have their fair share of squabbles,
He still loves the way her arse wobbles,
And how, though she chokes,
She still giggles and jokes,
And keeps smiling at him while she gobbles!
Maid in China
Tā shì hěn fēijīchăng, wǒ zhīdao,
Kěshì hěn xĭhuan kǒujiāo hé cào!
Měi yī tiān, měi ge wăn,
Tā yào chuī xião, chăo fàn!
Wǒ hěn gāoxìng, wǒ sān cì dă pào!
她 是 很 飞机场，我 知道，
可是 很 喜欢 口交 和 肏操。
每一 天， 每个 晚
她 要 吹箫，炒饭！
我 很 高兴， 我 三次 打泡！
She’s as flat as a pancake, I know,
But gives great head, and never says no!
She’d fuck all day and night,
Give me blow jobs… Alright!
I’ll come once, twice, three times in a row!
A nod as good as a wink
Having kissed her of course, which he has,
Squeezed her tits, grabbed her snatch, all that jazz,
Got some head, what the hell,
Then a man might as well
Say they’ve fucked, or at least as good as!