He was funny, and slightly perverse;
He liked rubbing her “little fur purse”!
It was all that he craved;
He just loved her unshaved,
And a cunt might be called things much worse.
Category: AO
Adults only
Circumstantial evidence
Well, of course, she was angry and shaken,
Hung-over, next day, to awaken,
Lips smudged, sticky, nude;
It seemed plain she’d been screwed,
Though a girl might, perhaps, be mistaken!
All’s well that ends well
In the end, it all fitted quite neatly;
It stretched her, and filled her completely!
She liked it, although,
She might well have said no,
Had he not begged her ever so sweetly.
Value for money
It was straightforward fucking, no frills.
For her part, it just helped pay the bills.
She was pretty enough,
Bouncy tits, a trimmed muff;
The men got what they wanted, cheap thrills!
The long and the short of it
Men’s cocks vary, but does the size matter?
One’s little, one longer and fatter.
If cunts had a voice,
And were offered a choice,
Would they they opt for the former or latter?
Comprehension
She undressed; her expression was pensive.
She glanced at his cock, apprehensive.
Size does, in fact matter;
The longer, the fatter,
The fuck all the more comprehensive!
Virtual reality
Eyes downcast, she undressed, they embraced;
She returned his kiss, girlish and chaste.
Did they fuck? Had she dreamed?
The girl’s virtue, it seemed,
Wasn’t lost, so much, more like misplaced!
Ticklish situation
She’d had too much to drink, and got prickly.
“I guess you want sex,” she said thickly.
“Alright, if you must.”
Her voice dripped with disgust…
“Go ahead, but just get it done quickly.”
Sleeping Beauty
The prince gazed upon fair Sleeping Beauty;
Her face! And such breasts! What a cutie!
She’d wake up when kissed,
But he couldn’t resist
A quick root, before doing his duty!
Aries
Women born with the star sign of Aries
Are quite often off with the fairies,
Have frequent romances,
Fuck only with Cancers,
(Or bulls, goats or fish), but this varies.