She’d root anything vaguely mammalian,
Animal, vegetable, alien,
Man, woman, boy,
Flesh and blood or a toy,
Sometimes even a docile Australian.
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A will and a way
He pushed hard, and he gave it a nudge,
But her hymen, alas, wouldn’t budge,
He thought just one last go…
With a running start… though
This, of course, was a bit of a fudge!
A smattering of applause
Staring gob-smacked, the poor randy fool,
Stands there happily jerking his tool.
She pretends not to see,
And continues to pee,
While his mouth and his penis both drool.
Shagworthy
Although skinny, her knees and wrists knobbly,
Her tits are humungous and wobbly,
And though not a slag,
If you ask for a shag,
Though she’ll grumble, she’ll still say yes, prob’ly.
A woman of independent means
Though seduced and abandoned, betrayed,
She refused to become an old maid;
So, despite her bad luck
Since she still liked to fuck,
She fucked five nights a week, but got paid!”
Catch a falling star
A fanatical rock chick, a groupie,
Great arse, pretty face, tits not droopy;
A bit under-age,
But she’d sneak in backstage
And fuck stars till her pussy was soupy!
Small mercy
She’d said no, to which he was resigned,
But she suddenly, then, changed her mind.
“So, she loves me!” he thought.
Nothing, though of the sort;
She was only, in fact, being kind.
Every home should have one
Days she’s naked, poolside, wet or basking,
Nights, yours to be had for the asking…
And talented too…
Up for anything new,
User-friendly, and likes multi-tasking.
Happy hour
There are more girls who root than you think,
Sometimes just for the price of a drink!
But don’t come on too strong,
(The booze doesn’t take long),
And keep watch for that special slow wink.
Zeitgeist
It was maybe the vibe, the zeitgeist.
Just his smile and a wink had sufficed
To attract her regard;
She could see he was hard,
And was already halfway enticed!