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Walking the dog

All the wine made poor Emily groggy:
She giggled, her knickers grew soggy.
She went for some air,
And though rather unfair,
She was fucked by some bloke, a-la-doggy.

Author adminPosted on December 7, 2024Categories AOTags doggy style, drunk, limerick, wet pussy, wine

The rat race

A nice dinner, good wine, he was witty,
But forced himself on her; a pity.
Still, mostly convivial,
Damage just trivial.
Just part of life in the city!

Author petePosted on March 21, 2017July 16, 2024Categories PGTags forced himself on her, limerick, rape, seduction, wine

Bottom line

A nice dinner, a pretty good wine;
When he asked for a fuck, she said “Fine,
Just the usual way?
For a bondage scene, say,
I’d expect an enhanced bottom line.”

Author petePosted on January 20, 2017July 15, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, consent, fuck, limerick, prostitution, wine

Paddling in the gene puddle

It began with a kiss and a cuddle.
Her feelings were all in a muddle;
The things that he said,
The wine gone to her head
Served her thoughts all the more to befuddle!

Author petePosted on December 13, 2014July 1, 2024Categories PGTags cuddle, kiss, limerick, seduction, wine

Between dinner and breakfast

She stands up, drains her wine to the dregs;
Semen dribbles and runs down her legs.
She scoops some to her lips;
Undulating her hips,
She says “Yum! Good with just-scrambled eggs!”

Author adminPosted on September 12, 2013June 28, 2024Categories AOTags hips, limerick, lips, semen, wine

Garden of earthly delights

In this garden of earthly delights
So much titillates, thrills and excites;
Beer, wine, food, new ways
To have sex all one’s days,
And still kinkier ways all one’s nights!

Author adminPosted on May 30, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags beer, garden of earthly delights, kinky, limerick, titillate, wine

Not very gallant

He escorted her home from the gala,
The concert by young Mister Mahler.
She’d drunk too much wine…
The unscrupulous swine
Fucked her senseless, poor thing, in the parlour!

Author adminPosted on May 26, 2013June 24, 2024Categories PGTags drunk, fucked, limerick, Mahler, parlour, unscrupulous, wine

A muddle

She had got herself into a muddle:
A kiss and an innocent cuddle,
A couple of wines,
And his well-practised lines
Served her mind only more to befuddle!

Author adminPosted on July 13, 2011May 9, 2020Categories GTags kiss, limerick, seduction, wine

Questions

He’d selected a nice place to dine;
His first question was “Beer or wine?”
Then things went on okay,
So what else would he say,
But “A nightcap then? Your place or mine?”

Author adminPosted on June 30, 2011April 28, 2020Categories PGTags beer, limerick, wine

Just dessert

She was innocent, young and deluded;
Her big night came with breakfast included…
Wine gone to her head;
She wound up in his bed,
Soon deflowered, deceived and denuded.

Author adminPosted on May 26, 2011April 22, 2020Categories PGTags deflowered, innocent, limerick, virgin, virginity, wine, young

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