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Gifted

For a man… well, a boy, so damn young’
I must say, he’s impressively hung,
She thought, coming again,
And again, and again…
And so handsome! And such a smooth tongue!

Author adminPosted on March 2, 2021Categories AOTags limerick, older woman, smooth tongue, tongue, well hung

The slippery slope

Sixteen, making out, slippery-sloping,
Tongue kissing, cock-gripping, groping…
It seems like he might
Try to fuck her tonight,
She thinks, rubbing him, wishing and hoping!

Author adminPosted on January 6, 2020January 6, 2020Categories AOTags cock, first fuck, groping, limerick, sixteen, slippery slope, tongue

Cold comfort

Her cold heart began, slowly, to melt.
If she’d known how the poor fellow felt…
He’d confessed though, at last…
More tongue! Not so damn fast!
She cried, clasping his head, where he knelt.

Author adminPosted on December 4, 2019Categories AOTags cold heart, cunnilingus, limerick, love, oral, tongue

In the heat of the moment

Well, you know… it can be hard to gauge,
In the heat of the moment… the age
Of a girl. (Too damn young?
God! She’s good with her tongue!)
Though you could, perhaps, ask, at some stage.

Author petePosted on July 3, 2018April 23, 2019Categories AOTags age of consent, consent, limerick, tongue, young

More than she can chew

“Are you certain all this is quite safe?”
She attempted to say, the poor waif,
Indistinct, through her gag.
“Can’t we just have a shag?
That damn pussy rope’s starting to chafe!”

Author petePosted on January 30, 2017July 15, 2024Categories AOTags bondage, cunt, cunt rope, limerick, shag, tongue

The direct approach

She was curvy and pretty, big-breasted.
“Nice tits! Want a root?” he suggested.
“You’re pretty well hung,”
She said. “Show me your tongue…
Yeah… Go down on me first,” she requested.

Author petePosted on March 22, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags big breasts, curvy, go down, limerick, root, the direct approach, tits, tongue, well hung

A soft touch

A slow hand, a smooth tongue, a soft touch;
Going down on her, foreplay and such;
Take your time! Not too fast!
When you fuck her at last,
She might protest a bit but not much!

Author petePosted on October 29, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags consent, cunnilingus, foreplay, going down, limerick, slow hand, soft touch, tongue

Festina lente

Once they’d kissed, she was quickly denuded.
So long! All those years deluded!
Hands, fingers, his tongue,
But so hasty, the young!
The whole thing all too swiftly concluded!

Author petePosted on December 5, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags denuded, festina lente, fingers, hands, kissed, limerick, nude, tongue, virgin, young

Feminine mystique

She was beautiful, tall young and sleek,
Ample-breasted, lips bee-stung, unique!
She lay sprawled on his bed,
“I could eat you!” he said,
Which was true, although said tongue-in-chic!

Author petePosted on December 3, 2013June 29, 2024Categories AOTags bed, breasts, chic, cunnilingus, limerick, lips, sleek, sprawled, tongue, tongue in cheek, young

The subjectivity of history

She’d had so many lovers, although,
Who was best? How’s a woman to know?
One was good with his tongue,
Some were kinky, well hung,
Others simply just too long ago!

Author adminPosted on May 2, 2013June 26, 2024Categories PGTags cunnilingus, limerick, lovers, tongue, well hung

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