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Disappointment

Bloody prick like a damn curled up shrimp!
Fuckin’ tugged it and sucked it… still limp!
Rubbed her cunt in his face…
Man’s a fuckin’ disgrace!
Fuckin’ faggoty, useless damn wimp!

Author adminPosted on January 29, 2020Categories AOTags cunt, impotence, limerick, small penis, sucked

You bet!

If to fuck her was rape, she’d abetted;
Young passions, at long last, unfettered!
She’d sucked his damn prick,
And her young cunt was slick,
When she straddled him, eager, pre-wetted!

Author adminPosted on December 6, 2019Categories AOTags age of consent, cunt, limerick, rape, sucked, wet cunt

Mitigation

“”Yes, I promised to love and obey…
And I wouldn’t have fucked him. No way!
It was just some damn bloke!”
She said. “Kind of a joke…
And I just sucked his cock, like. Okay?”

Author petePosted on October 19, 2018April 2, 2019Categories AOTags fucked, limerick, marriage, sucked, unfaithful

An acquired taste

She was young and naive, a bit flustered,
But still, he’d have said, keen as mustard!
She sucked like a pro…
When he came on her, though,
Was she angry, or only disgusted?

Author petePosted on July 26, 2018April 21, 2019Categories AOTags limerick, naive, sucked, young

Talking with her mouth full

As she sucked, her head bobbled. Good look!
Her big tits bounced and wobbled and shook.
She said something, or tried,
When he came, her eyes wide,
But it came out as gobbledegook!

Author petePosted on March 9, 2016July 10, 2024Categories AOTags came, fellatio, gobbledegook, limerick, sucked, tits

The village maid

Quite the gentleman, proper nobility,
No doubt about his virility;
Awestruck, she sucked,
Gave herself to be fucked,
To the best of her humble ability.

Author petePosted on December 9, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags fucked, limerick, nobility, sucked, virility

The cost of doing business

In a downtown hotel in LA
A young hooker sucked off the valet,
The security crew
And a porter or two,
A few guests. What a fucking melee!

Author petePosted on November 8, 2015July 10, 2024Categories AOTags fucking, hooker, sucked, sucked off

The money where her mouth is

As she rubbed, he got harder and bigger.
Encouraged, she rubbed with more vigour,
With plenty of spit,
Sucked and nibbled a bit,
Till he groaned… Splatter! Gag! Well go figure!

Author petePosted on September 2, 2015July 6, 2024Categories AOTags came, fellatio, harder, limerick, masturbation, rubbed, spit, sucked

Invidious

Though a gentleman, well dressed, fastidious,
Girls found his manners invidious,
Reeling in shock,
When he pulled out his cock
To be sucked, which was warty and hideous!

Author petePosted on February 14, 2015July 5, 2024Categories AOTags fellatio, limerick, sucked, warts

Coming attraction

She’d sucked, nibbled the tip, rubbed her lips with it,
Brushed her bush, pussy and hips with it;
“Big boy!” A smile.
We can fuck in a while,
But right now I’m just coming to grips with it!”

Author petePosted on October 1, 2014July 1, 2024Categories AOTags big penis, bush, coming to grips, fuck, just the tip, limerick, lips, pubic hair, pussy, sucked

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