Mister Smythe’s eldest girl misbehaved,
In a manner obscene and depraved,
With the lads in the town,
Hiking up her French gown,
And her pussy all wet and fresh shaved!
Tag: shaved cunt
Wetting the whistle
“That ain’t good ,” she thought, “Pussy hair bristle…
Not rosebud no more… more like thistle.”
She whipped out her razor,
(Who needs fuckin’ laser?)
Hey presto! Cunt clean as a whistle!
The razor’s edge
There’s no reason at all for girls shaving,
Except for erotical craving,
But half of the fun
Is in having it done,
And the prospect of then misbehaving!
Wardrobe malfunction
Just a wardrobe malfunction perhaps,
Or a dare, or a small moral lapse;
She bent down to her shoe
And presented to view
Her shaved cunt and its pretty pink flaps.