Said a young man, intent upon lechery,
“Come up and look at my etchery.”
Not much impressed,
The young lady addressed
Said “Tomorrow perhaps, but not yet cheri!”
Tag: seduction
The lady at her toilet
With her long silky hair in loose coils,
She bathes nightly in Indian oils,
Anoints her vagina
With perfumes from China:
Oh, fortunate man she thus spoils!
Hyphenated
He was crude, he blasphemed; she was shocked,
Yet, somehow, in a trice, was un-frocked,
And un-bra-ed and un-knickered,
Sweet-talked, and hard liquored,
Deflowered, and gone off half-cocked!
Getting to the point
Said my dad, “Lad, seduction’s an art:
There are three ways to win a girl’s heart.
You can say it with flowers,
Or verse, which takes hours,
Or just say “Lie down, legs apart!”
The price
He dismissed both the butler and maid,
And he pulled down the living-room shade.
He said “Sit by the fire.
Come, lift your skirt higher.
You know, dear, how well you’ll be paid!”
Countdown
Shining skin and firm tits… in full bloom!
If she’ll only come up to his room,
He can try out the fit
Of her tight little slit…
Up her cunt like a rocket… Vroom! Vroom!
Oh boy!
She was getting a little concerned…
He was hard as a rock, she discerned,
But just standing there, dumb,
While she’s twerking her bum…
Silly boy, still so much to be learned!
String theory
Her bikini, cloth titbits and string,
By some magic continues to cling…
Nipple bumps, camel toe…
Like… How could he not know?
Although she does, of course. That’s the thing.
Vacancy
The young soldier checked into his billet…
Madame knew her way round a skillet…
“There’s also”, she said
“A warm place in my bed,
By the way, if you wanted to fill it.”
Pussy
The poor boy, he just looks so forlorn…
Someone murdered his cat, you’d have sworn!
She’ll seduce him, poor dear…
One fuck, it’s small beer…
Or many… she’s his until dawn!