The next day, when he paused for reflection,
He thought of the risk of infection,
And yet; what to do,
When a man needs a screw?
Who can think, when he’s got an erection?
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Flash-back
In the fifties, men’s stay-at-home wives
Cooked and cleaned, and devoted their lives
To the bread-winner, who
Mostly used them to screw,
Much as women’s fate, now, still contrives.
The appraisal
He was tall, dark and handsome, and beddable…
Big dick, girls whispered… quite edible!
One girl who knew,
Having thrown him a screw,
Said the work-out she got was incredible!
Front runner
She’s attractive, though not very smart,
Low IQ, big fake tits, and a tart.
She’s an airhead, it’s true,
But a wonderful screw!
In a girlfriend that’s not a bad start.
A new ballgame
Modern girls can control their fertility,
Handy, to have that ability!
Now women screw
‘Cause it’s pleasant to do,
And they work on technique and agility.
Near thing
She’d decided to do it tonight,
To her boyfriend’s excited delight,
But, since neither one knew
How exactly to screw,
She was damn near fucked, but not quite.
Cool at school
These days sex starts before you leave school,
About fifteen or so, as a rule:
If you’re asked for a screw,
And your girlfriends all do,
To say no would be lame, and not cool.
Fatal attraction
Though the girl had a cunt like a chasm,
When fucked, and she came to orgasm,
The rash fellow who
Had embarked on a screw
Would be squashed, balls and all, by the spasm.
A taste of honey
She was young, she was drunk and a honey,
Thought getting her tits out was funny!
The joke went too far:
She passed out in the bar,
And woke up, nude and screwed, in the dunny.